This blokes in bed with his missus when there s a rat-a-tat-tat on the
door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half three in the morning.
Sod that for a game of soldiers, he thinks, and rolls over.
Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that" says his
wife so he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs.
He opens the door and this bloke is stood outside.
"Eh mate" says the stranger, "can you give us a push??"
"No, piss off, it's half three. I was in bed" says the man and shuts the
door.
He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says
"Dave, you are a twat. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring
rain on the way to pick the kids up from the babysitter and you had to
knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have
happened if he'd told us to piss off??"
So he gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens
the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts: "Eh
mate, do you still want a push??" and he hears a voice cry out "Yeah
please mate."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts: "Where are you?"
and he replies:
"I'm over here on the swings."
Friday, 6 April 2012
Heartache
When you left I felt so heart broken
Like nothing would make sense anymore
You spoke but I could not understand
Your lips moved and as the words fell from your lips
The heartbreak touched my body my finger tips
You told me your excuses like it would ease the pain
But I couldn’t look at you
Couldn’t look at you the same again
You said that your ship was about to sail
I wished for it to sink you deep in the ocean
To take you under
You broke my heart
My head was torn I would never be the same again
It was easy for you
You didn’t seem to feel the pain
But someday you will
When that person breaks up with you
You will get back what you gave
Life has away of catching up with us
Karma can be hard
Life can be tough
As I sat alone on the edge of the hill
I see your smile so clearly
I know I want you still
You will never understand what you meant to me
As I sob my heart out alone I feel a chill
No arms to protect me
No hands to wash my tears
No comforting words
To keep away my fears
I know that I will move on from here
But for now I want you back I want you dear
So I hope you make a good life for yourself
As I am sure I will too
I know there will be no one else
There will be no one else like you
What are friends for
I turn to you I know I can
I trust in you
My deepest secrets
When I down your always there
You always listen
You always care
You’re the one
Who picks me up
When I am down
You’re the one who says to me
Turn that frown upside down
You’re the one the makes everything alright
You’re the one who doesn’t go out of sight
I know I will be there for you
Like you are for me
I know that we have a bond like no other
That no one else can see
When times are hard
You pick me up
You dust me off
You chip away the rough
The layers that I try to hide behind
You know each and everyone of them
You can see through me
You’re not blind
When I smile even tough I do feel sad
You seen to know what is wrong with me
To have you by my side
To have you protecting me
I am glad
You are my gladiator
You are my shield
I am your instrument
We sometimes get lost in this field
I am glad that we are like two peas in pod
I am fulfilled and lucky to have you here
I will always love you my dear
My Paradise
As the mountains touch the sand kissed edge
As the sea slips into the beaches bed
The birds take flight over head
Nature forces wild life to their sheltered place
The wind it brushes the waves up against the rocks
The grassy moss dangles off the cold stones
The colours of purple and pink
Mountains so old
The sand is dark like nothing I have seen before
This isolated island is something the eye can not ignore
The road is narrow nothing between you and the sea
If you were to loose control no one else would see
My heart is beating fast
My breath is fast and slow
But this adventure is and its wonders
Makes me want to go on more
Sitting on the blanket of brown dusty sand
Touching this wonder with my soft silky hand
It prints itself like a fossil inside of me
I will never forget this place
It’s a lovely little paradise
Of purist scenery
You will leave foot prints in the sand
It will leave memories in your heart and mind
A picture could not explain all its beauty
This is a place you would just have to see
For now I will keep it my to myself
My paradise you see
Wednesday, 4 April 2012
100% of Me
As I try to come up with a poem
I give all that I can give
I do the best to make it clear
Not let the words go through a sieve
I look at what is around me
I tell the stories
Of young and old
Brash and bold
I look in to the eyes of those
I find fascinating
I look to find their story
Of what is happening
The things that happen in my life
Have helped me structure my writing
When I am in my bed trying to sleep at night
My thoughts and ideas hit me like lightening
This is when the best ones come
But I am to tired you see
To put pen to paper
It is too much effort you see
I love to look at a picture
And imagine the artist story
I write what I think it is about
And all about its glory
So when I write it is from the heart
I am me pushing
myself you see
To come up with the best description of who I am
I am 100% percent me
Tuesday, 3 April 2012
I am not to Blame
Why should I feel bad for the trouble you had
You brought this on the people
You made this bad feeling sad
Now we have to pay for your negligence
It is at our cost at our expense
You brought this on the people
You made this bad feeling sad
Now we have to pay for your negligence
It is at our cost at our expense
You have the people on their knees
Waiting for help from overseas
Bailouts and bond holders
We have heard the lot
Where is the money gone from the honey pot
Waiting for help from overseas
Bailouts and bond holders
We have heard the lot
Where is the money gone from the honey pot
New tax’s introduced that no one can pay
Protest and rally’s organised right away
The people stand up for what they believe
Not stand by those who did deceive
Protest and rally’s organised right away
The people stand up for what they believe
Not stand by those who did deceive
Take from your own
When people are on the dole on the floor
They have lost their homes and income
There are no jobs there any more
When people are on the dole on the floor
They have lost their homes and income
There are no jobs there any more
Why should I apologise for something that was beyond me
Why should the people have to say sorry?
It was none of their doing
They were just trying to get by
They now have to bare the brunt of the Celtic tigers eye
Why should the people have to say sorry?
It was none of their doing
They were just trying to get by
They now have to bare the brunt of the Celtic tigers eye
So review your budget now
See what must come next
But while your cosy in your bed
Don’t forget this is a lot more complex
Talk to the people include them in your plans
Stop throwing away peoples income
Into empty frying pans
See what must come next
But while your cosy in your bed
Don’t forget this is a lot more complex
Talk to the people include them in your plans
Stop throwing away peoples income
Into empty frying pans
Sunday, 1 April 2012
The Title
I send and reply to your request
I do my best to beat the rest
I pick my brains to find deep inside of me
A Title that is worthy of me
I do my best to beat the rest
I pick my brains to find deep inside of me
A Title that is worthy of me
So as I sit here wondering what it is you look for
What is your genre of skill?
What is your looking for?
Sitting here my mind stands still
What is your genre of skill?
What is your looking for?
Sitting here my mind stands still
At last it comes into my thoughts
It hits me like a flash of light
Even tough the night closes in
I try and give it my own little spin
It hits me like a flash of light
Even tough the night closes in
I try and give it my own little spin
I send this idea of mine to you
Hoping it will catch your attention and approval
When I wake in the morn to read your wonderful comment
You feel like it is suitable
Hoping it will catch your attention and approval
When I wake in the morn to read your wonderful comment
You feel like it is suitable
You tell me you had something similar in mind
I know my idea was not anything
That I got it right I didn’t jump in blind
I hope it inspires you
Your words are very kind
I know my idea was not anything
That I got it right I didn’t jump in blind
I hope it inspires you
Your words are very kind
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